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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And I'm pretty sure I wrote that, or I stole it from Game of Thrones. And, yeah, it's not...

And I'm pretty sure I wrote that, or I stole it from Game of Thrones. [audience laughing and applauding] And, yeah, it's not ideal

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And I'm pretty sure I wrote that,
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or I stole it from Game of Thrones.
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[audience laughing and applauding]
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And, yeah, it's not ideal.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:22
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
In an ideal world we wouldn't have to do this, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:14
In an ideal world we wouldn't have to do this,
They did not put up that sign because a lady pooped in the pool. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
They did not put up that sign because a lady pooped in the p...
All those warnings, on medicine, when it says, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
All those warnings, on medicine, when it says,
That's why there's a man in the crosswalk, so you can go, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
That's why there's a man in the crosswalk, so you ...
There's no woman sitting at home being like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
There's no woman sitting at home being like,
God made men, and he was like, "I can do better." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:18
God made men, and he was like, "I can do better."
I'll make lesbians while I'm at it, I'll give them my carpentry skills." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
I'll make lesbians while I'm at it, I'll give...
I don't think they know what's gonna happen, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I don't think they know what's gonna happen,
But my favorite fact about lesbians is that for the longest time, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
But my favorite fact about lesbians is that for the longest ...
Like, men couldn't wrap their heads around lesbians, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Like, men couldn't wrap their heads around lesbians,
They were like, "A puzzle piece is missing." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
They were like, "A puzzle piece is missing."
They didn't like it, but they were like, "There's these crazy guys, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
They didn't like it, but they were like, "There�...
They were like, "No, it's two ins, it's not structurally sound. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
They were like, "No, it's two ins, it's not s...
Believe me, I'm an engineer." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Believe me, I'm an engineer."
[audience whooping] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience whooping]
I learned this about myself recently: - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I learned this about myself recently:
Not 'cause of anything you do sexually, very onboard with that, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Not 'cause of anything you do sexually, very onboard wi...
I hate gay men 'cause they're better at being women than I am. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I hate gay men 'cause they're better at being wome...
Like, I thought I liked dick, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
Like, I thought I liked dick,
Gay guys talk about dick the way men wished women talked about dick. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Gay guys talk about dick the way men wished women talked abo...