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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And then they were like, "No, we're not gonna be ableto read this to children." "Even in...

And then they were like, "No, we're not gonna be able
to read this to children." "Even in Germany?" "Yeah."

Full Transcript

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And then they were like,
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"No, we're not gonna be able to read this to children."
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"Even in Germany?"
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"Yeah."
Duration
9 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:29
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
"All right, 'porridge,' but you get it." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
"All right, 'porridge,' but you get it."
I said men with small penises should kill themselves, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I said men with small penises should kill themselves,
It's also a very funny thing to say, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
It's also a very funny thing to say,
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughing]
We don't talk about what I think is the worst penis out there, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
We don't talk about what I think is the worst penis out...
I don't think we talk about it 'cause we're worried men are gonna be like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I don't think we talk about it 'cause we're w...
You just have a giant vagina!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
You just have a giant vagina!"
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
But there is one important question - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
But there is one important question
Do you think moms want to know how their sons' penis turned out? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Do you think moms want to know how their sons' penis tu...
I just think she had a lot to do with that, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I just think she had a lot to do with that,
Think about it, she grew the penis for a while, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:16
Think about it, she grew the penis for a while,
I think, men, I think you should show your mom your penis. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I think, men, I think you should show your mom your penis.
I think you're out there showing your penis - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I think you're out there showing your penis
[audience applauding and cheering] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience applauding and cheering]
Send that sweet, sweet dick pic to your mommy! - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Send that sweet, sweet dick pic to your mommy!
Like, when I did the White House Correspondents' Dinner, right-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Like, when I did the White House Correspondents' Dinner...
Then afterward all these people were like, "You ruined the dinner," - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Then afterward all these people were like, "You ruined ...
Did you do no research?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:32
Did you do no research?"
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
[audience laughs]