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And, yeah, it's not fair, but it's your job
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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And, yeah, it's not fair,but it's your job as the higher evolved species to be like, "Hey,...

And, yeah, it's not fair,
but it's your job as the higher evolved species to be like, "Hey, idiot, close your legs,
I need room for my bag." [audience laughs] And I guarantee you, 95% of the time they'll be like, "I am so sorry, I didn't see you there,
your boobs are small."

Full Transcript

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And, yeah, it's not fair, but it's your job
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as the higher evolved species to be like,
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"Hey, idiot, close your legs, I need room for my bag."
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[audience laughs]
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And I guarantee you,
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95% of the time they'll be like,
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"I am so sorry, I didn't see you there, your boobs are small."
Duration
18 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:38
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
And I remember when this was happening, some women were like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And I remember when this was happening, some women were like...
Is it because men are a lot stronger than us - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Is it because men are a lot stronger than us
But, also, if you can't tell a man to close his legs, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
But, also, if you can't tell a man to close his legs,
And I'm pretty sure I wrote that, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
And I'm pretty sure I wrote that,
In an ideal world we wouldn't have to do this, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:14
In an ideal world we wouldn't have to do this,
They did not put up that sign because a lady pooped in the pool. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
They did not put up that sign because a lady pooped in the p...
All those warnings, on medicine, when it says, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
All those warnings, on medicine, when it says,
That's why there's a man in the crosswalk, so you can go, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
That's why there's a man in the crosswalk, so you ...
There's no woman sitting at home being like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
There's no woman sitting at home being like,
God made men, and he was like, "I can do better." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:18
God made men, and he was like, "I can do better."
I'll make lesbians while I'm at it, I'll give them my carpentry skills." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
I'll make lesbians while I'm at it, I'll give...
I don't think they know what's gonna happen, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I don't think they know what's gonna happen,
But my favorite fact about lesbians is that for the longest time, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
But my favorite fact about lesbians is that for the longest ...
Like, men couldn't wrap their heads around lesbians, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Like, men couldn't wrap their heads around lesbians,
They were like, "A puzzle piece is missing." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
They were like, "A puzzle piece is missing."
They didn't like it, but they were like, "There's these crazy guys, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
They didn't like it, but they were like, "There�...
They were like, "No, it's two ins, it's not structurally sound. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
They were like, "No, it's two ins, it's not s...
Believe me, I'm an engineer." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Believe me, I'm an engineer."
[audience whooping] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience whooping]
I learned this about myself recently: - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I learned this about myself recently: