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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience cheering and applauding[ Anytime I'm at dinner with someonewhen they're like, "I...

[audience cheering and applauding[ Anytime I'm at dinner with someone
when they're like, "I can't have the rolls
'cause of the gluten," I'm like, "So I walked into the office..." [audience laughs] And that's just the part
about how I got pregnant

Full Transcript

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[audience cheering and applauding[
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Anytime I'm at dinner with someone when they're like,
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"I can't have the rolls 'cause of the gluten,"
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I'm like, "So I walked into the office..."
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[audience laughs]
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And that's just the part about how I got pregnant.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:25
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
And a lot of people think that even if you're allowed to get abortions, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And a lot of people think that even if you're allowed t...
You're a redhead and he's a redhead - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
You're a redhead and he's a redhead
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
[audience laughs]
I mean, not too much time, but you should take your time." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
I mean, not too much time, but you should take your time.&qu...
I left work, I got an abortion, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I left work, I got an abortion,
And I also think, a pretty good advertisement for LaCroix. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
And I also think, a pretty good advertisement for LaCroix.
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
We talk about it in a very legislative way, but not in a real way. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
We talk about it in a very legislative way, but not in a rea...
So, I think a lot of women have a lot of apprehension surrounding it. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
So, I think a lot of women have a lot of apprehension surrou...
You know, we talk about it so negatively - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
You know, we talk about it so negatively
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
[audience laughing]
That was the perfect time for God to be like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:12
That was the perfect time for God to be like,
You can cum inside of me!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
You can cum inside of me!"
[audience cheering and applauding] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
[audience cheering and applauding]
And, yes, that is how I talk during sex. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
And, yes, that is how I talk during sex.
"Sure, you can cum inside of me! Man, this is fun. Jeez Louise." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
"Sure, you can cum inside of me! Man, this is fun. Jeez...
Careful around fire trucks." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
Careful around fire trucks."
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:18
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]