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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You're always saying stuff like, "She needs a big dick!"

[audience laughing] You're always saying stuff like, "She needs a big dick!"

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]
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You're always saying stuff like,
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"She needs a big dick!"
Duration
6 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:33
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughing]
I think we should start thinking about penises and vaginas - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I think we should start thinking about penises and vaginas
You ever try to jam your foot into a shoe that's two sizes too small? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
You ever try to jam your foot into a shoe that's two si...
At the end of a night at a bar a guy should be like, "I'm an eight," - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
At the end of a night at a bar a guy should be like, "I...
Or show me a picture of your apartment." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Or show me a picture of your apartment."
[audience laughing and applauding] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughing and applauding]
We have to stop talking about dicks in inches, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
We have to stop talking about dicks in inches,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
I see it and I go, "Oh, no." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I see it and I go, "Oh, no."
You think I'm old Long Vagina." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:16
You think I'm old Long Vagina."
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
Sometimes I'll sort of move away, they'll be like, "Where are you going?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:12
Sometimes I'll sort of move away, they'll be like,...
And yet, men still say, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
And yet, men still say,
And I'm sure-- I'm sure there's some women in here whose preference is a big dick, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And I'm sure-- I'm sure there's some women in...
Small is still not on the table. Small's-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Small is still not on the table. Small's--
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
And then they were like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
And then they were like,
"All right, 'porridge,' but you get it." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
"All right, 'porridge,' but you get it."