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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I walked out of there being like, "Move over Morgan Freeman, I am God!" And then I...

[audience laughing] [audience applauding and cheering] I walked out of there being like, "Move over Morgan Freeman, I am God!" And then I crossed the street
very carefully

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]
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[audience applauding and cheering]
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I walked out of there being like,
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"Move over Morgan Freeman,
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I am God!"
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And then I crossed the street very carefully.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:48
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
That was the perfect time for God to be like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:12
That was the perfect time for God to be like,
You can cum inside of me!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
You can cum inside of me!"
[audience cheering and applauding] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
[audience cheering and applauding]
And, yes, that is how I talk during sex. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
And, yes, that is how I talk during sex.
"Sure, you can cum inside of me! Man, this is fun. Jeez Louise." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
"Sure, you can cum inside of me! Man, this is fun. Jeez...
Careful around fire trucks." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
Careful around fire trucks."
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:18
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
And you know how sometimes it's annoying to talk to some men about feminism, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:20
And you know how sometimes it's annoying to talk to som...
But also, what a stereotypical female thing to do. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
But also, what a stereotypical female thing to do.
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
We could take over, but we're our own worst enemy. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
We could take over, but we're our own worst enemy.
We're never good enough for one another, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
We're never good enough for one another,
Like, you can see, as soon as women started to organize, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Like, you can see, as soon as women started to organize,
They were like, "Women, they're organizing." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
They were like, "Women, they're organizing."
Older men were like, "Yeah, don't worry, it's gonna fall apart." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
Older men were like, "Yeah, don't worry, it's...
Okay, that one might be because I fucked that lady, that's maybe..." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:12
Okay, that one might be because I fucked that lady, that...
[audience laughing and applauding] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
[audience laughing and applauding]
I get mad at some of the stuff we're fighting for, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I get mad at some of the stuff we're fighting for,
One of the things that makes me really angry - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
One of the things that makes me really angry