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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

It's gross.The stuff that happens to women is gross

[audience laughs] It's gross.
The stuff that happens to women is gross

Full Transcript

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[audience laughs]
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It's gross. The stuff that happens to women is gross.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:30
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
And I don't care how many times you try to trick me - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And I don't care how many times you try to trick me
Like, if an insurance guy came by, he'd be like, "No, it's totaled." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
Like, if an insurance guy came by, he'd be like, "...
Like, a mid-sized Japanese?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Like, a mid-sized Japanese?"
Birth is gross, but it's crazy, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Birth is gross, but it's crazy,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
[audience laughs]
First of all, there's a lady giraffe, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
First of all, there's a lady giraffe,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
And then, all of a sudden, out of what I can only assume is her gaping vagina, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
And then, all of a sudden, out of what I can only assume is ...
She's just like, "Life's hard, learn it now!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
She's just like, "Life's hard, learn it now!&...
She doesn't make a face, she doesn't make a sound, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
She doesn't make a face, she doesn't make a sound,
I don't know-- I don't know if I want to have a baby, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I don't know-- I don't know if I want to have a ba...
Like, I would want to breastfeed, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
Like, I would want to breastfeed,
Pew, pew!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Pew, pew!"
Like, "Sorry, E-ZPass is down, but keep the change." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Like, "Sorry, E-ZPass is down, but keep the change.&quo...
I don't know if I should have a baby - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I don't know if I should have a baby
I think childhood should be miserable - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I think childhood should be miserable
And then a bunch of shit happened, and now we're like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:16
And then a bunch of shit happened, and now we're like,
...because there's no way the second half of that kid's life isn't better. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
...because there's no way the second half of that kid&#...
He escapes, he's like, "Yeah, I'm an accountant, I have a window. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
He escapes, he's like, "Yeah, I'm an accounta...