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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Plus, you don't want a massage from someone who wantsto give you a massage

[audience laughs] Plus, you don't want a massage from someone who wants
to give you a massage

Full Transcript

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[audience laughs]
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Plus, you don't want a massage
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from someone who wants to give you a massage.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:13
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
You want a massage from someone who has to give you a massage. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
You want a massage from someone who has to give you a massag...
Someone who wants-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Someone who wants--
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
Comes in here and says her neck is sore from sleeping wrong? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Comes in here and says her neck is sore from sleeping wrong?
I live three states away and I bike to work, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:16
I live three states away and I bike to work,
This same friend, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
This same friend,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughs]
And I do think part of the problem is that women, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And I do think part of the problem is that women,
Like, when we have a baby, we say it's a miracle. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Like, when we have a baby, we say it's a miracle.
These men hear "miracle," and they're like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
These men hear "miracle," and they're like,
A miracle is going to bed with one foot and then waking up with two feet. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
A miracle is going to bed with one foot and then waking up w...
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughing]
Get some of those lefts." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
Get some of those lefts."
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
Like, when Florida gets hit with a hurricane, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Like, when Florida gets hit with a hurricane,
They're not like, "And then Florida was kissed with wind by God." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
They're not like, "And then Florida was kissed wit...
Get a reporter in there, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Get a reporter in there,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
[audience laughs]
Man cannot survive. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Man cannot survive.
Debris is everywhere. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Debris is everywhere.