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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Believe me, I'm an engineer." Are there gay men here?

Believe me, I'm an engineer." Are there gay men here?

Full Transcript

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Believe me, I'm an engineer."
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Are there gay men here?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:42
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
[audience whooping] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience whooping]
I learned this about myself recently: - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I learned this about myself recently:
Not 'cause of anything you do sexually, very onboard with that, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Not 'cause of anything you do sexually, very onboard wi...
I hate gay men 'cause they're better at being women than I am. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I hate gay men 'cause they're better at being wome...
Like, I thought I liked dick, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
Like, I thought I liked dick,
Gay guys talk about dick the way men wished women talked about dick. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Gay guys talk about dick the way men wished women talked abo...
Straight men, if you want someone to love your dick, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Straight men, if you want someone to love your dick,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
They're like, "Is it here yet? Can I open it?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
They're like, "Is it here yet? Can I open it?"...
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughs]
I think men-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I think men--
It's important to you, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
It's important to you,
I think we also don't care about big dicks as much as men do. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I think we also don't care about big dicks as much as m...
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughing]
I think we should start thinking about penises and vaginas - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I think we should start thinking about penises and vaginas
You ever try to jam your foot into a shoe that's two sizes too small? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
You ever try to jam your foot into a shoe that's two si...
At the end of a night at a bar a guy should be like, "I'm an eight," - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
At the end of a night at a bar a guy should be like, "I...
Or show me a picture of your apartment." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Or show me a picture of your apartment."
[audience laughing and applauding] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughing and applauding]