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Birth is gross, but it's crazy
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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Birth is gross, but it's crazy, 'cause, like,humans are the only animals that seem to...

Birth is gross, but it's crazy, 'cause, like,
humans are the only animals that seem to have
that much trouble giving birth

Full Transcript

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Birth is gross, but it's crazy,
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'cause, like, humans are the only animals
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that seem to have that much trouble giving birth.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:22
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
[audience laughs]
First of all, there's a lady giraffe, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
First of all, there's a lady giraffe,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
And then, all of a sudden, out of what I can only assume is her gaping vagina, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
And then, all of a sudden, out of what I can only assume is ...
She's just like, "Life's hard, learn it now!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
She's just like, "Life's hard, learn it now!&...
She doesn't make a face, she doesn't make a sound, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
She doesn't make a face, she doesn't make a sound,
I don't know-- I don't know if I want to have a baby, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I don't know-- I don't know if I want to have a ba...
Like, I would want to breastfeed, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
Like, I would want to breastfeed,
Pew, pew!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Pew, pew!"
Like, "Sorry, E-ZPass is down, but keep the change." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Like, "Sorry, E-ZPass is down, but keep the change.&quo...
I don't know if I should have a baby - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I don't know if I should have a baby
I think childhood should be miserable - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I think childhood should be miserable
And then a bunch of shit happened, and now we're like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:16
And then a bunch of shit happened, and now we're like,
...because there's no way the second half of that kid's life isn't better. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
...because there's no way the second half of that kid&#...
He escapes, he's like, "Yeah, I'm an accountant, I have a window. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
He escapes, he's like, "Yeah, I'm an accounta...
This is amazing." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
This is amazing."
And, like, of the week, not 8,942." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And, like, of the week, not 8,942."
By the way, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
By the way,
I don't think about how I would escape, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I don't think about how I would escape,