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'Cause then they'll think we're friends
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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

'Cause then they'll think we're friends, and we'll be like, 'Bye!'"

'Cause then they'll think we're friends, and we'll be like, 'Bye!'" [audience applauding]

Full Transcript

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'Cause then they'll think we're friends,
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and we'll be like, 'Bye!'"
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[audience applauding]
Duration
10 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:07
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
And the white women of my generation, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
And the white women of my generation,
We're like, "They did it! It was them! We couldn't, our arms." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
We're like, "They did it! It was them! We couldn&#...
We're all Rose from the Titanic. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
We're all Rose from the Titanic.
"Like, I am literally freezing." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
"Like, I am literally freezing."
Like, all the women on the Titanic would have been like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:17
Like, all the women on the Titanic would have been like,
It was just a bunch of women being like, "So, he just didn't see it?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
It was just a bunch of women being like, "So, he just d...
This is the most random ocean." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
This is the most random ocean."
And, like, we're living in a time right now where, like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
And, like, we're living in a time right now where, like...
You know, for the longest time we couldn't vote or have bank accounts, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
You know, for the longest time we couldn't vote or have...
You know, we were the only ones in four-poster mahogany beds - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:12
You know, we were the only ones in four-poster mahogany beds
It's almost impossible to start a revolution from under a duvet. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
It's almost impossible to start a revolution from under...
[audience laughing and applauding] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughing and applauding]
We were like, "We want jobs!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
We were like, "We want jobs!"
In your house! We're working for you right now! - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
In your house! We're working for you right now!
Your son calls me 'Mom' often!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
Your son calls me 'Mom' often!"
Yucky." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
Yucky."
We've seen privilege because we're white, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
We've seen privilege because we're white,
You know, we haven't had it the best, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
You know, we haven't had it the best,
I think the fact is that white women, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I think the fact is that white women,
I don't think we're ever gonna find greatness or glory, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I don't think we're ever gonna find greatness or g...