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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

FDR wasn't sittingwith a blanket across his legs 'cause he was warming 'em upfor squat...

FDR wasn't sitting
with a blanket across his legs 'cause he was warming 'em up
for squat thrusts

Full Transcript

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FDR wasn't sitting with a blanket across his legs
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'cause he was warming 'em up for squat thrusts.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:43
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughs]
How is there not a store called "Taft's Baths, too big to get stuck in." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:17
How is there not a store called "Taft's Baths, too...
Like, women, I think we're very comfortable saying - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Like, women, I think we're very comfortable saying
And if we're gonna say that, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
And if we're gonna say that,
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
[audience laughing]
We're better at other things. Like, women, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
We're better at other things. Like, women,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
We are never gonna be as strong as them, but men could learn how to say, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
We are never gonna be as strong as them, but men could learn...
You don't want to be equal, you want to be better than men! - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
You don't want to be equal, you want to be better than ...
You want to line the streets with tampons - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
You want to line the streets with tampons
You want to repeat what a man said in the meeting and have a boss go, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:14
You want to repeat what a man said in the meeting and have a...
Just settle for equality, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Just settle for equality,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:14
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
[audience laughs]
But I do think white women, it's our turn to admit - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
But I do think white women, it's our turn to admit
White women are like, "I did not come here for this." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
White women are like, "I did not come here for this.&qu...
I didn't do anything!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I didn't do anything!"
We just sat there the whole time being like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
We just sat there the whole time being like,
Like, when we gave Native Americans blankets with smallpox, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Like, when we gave Native Americans blankets with smallpox,
That has "mean girl" written all over it. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
That has "mean girl" written all over it.