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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

For every man who's like, "I'm not an idiot." Shut up, I'm trying to help you, you stupid...

For every man who's like, "I'm not an idiot." Shut up, I'm trying to help you, you stupid idiot!

Full Transcript

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For every man who's like,
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"I'm not an idiot."
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Shut up, I'm trying to help you,
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you stupid idiot!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:02
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
[audience laughing and applauding] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughing and applauding]
Men will lay their head back and fall asleep immediately, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Men will lay their head back and fall asleep immediately,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
Men are the ones most likely to get sleep apnea. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Men are the ones most likely to get sleep apnea.
[audience laughing and cheering] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughing and cheering]
You know what could really help, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
You know what could really help,
You know, when they were spreading their legs too far in a subway or a train, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:12
You know, when they were spreading their legs too far in a s...
I should be in charge of everything." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
I should be in charge of everything."
And, yeah, it's not fair, but it's your job - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:18
And, yeah, it's not fair, but it's your job
And I remember when this was happening, some women were like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And I remember when this was happening, some women were like...
Is it because men are a lot stronger than us - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Is it because men are a lot stronger than us
But, also, if you can't tell a man to close his legs, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
But, also, if you can't tell a man to close his legs,
And I'm pretty sure I wrote that, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
And I'm pretty sure I wrote that,
In an ideal world we wouldn't have to do this, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:14
In an ideal world we wouldn't have to do this,
They did not put up that sign because a lady pooped in the pool. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
They did not put up that sign because a lady pooped in the p...
All those warnings, on medicine, when it says, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
All those warnings, on medicine, when it says,
That's why there's a man in the crosswalk, so you can go, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
That's why there's a man in the crosswalk, so you ...
There's no woman sitting at home being like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
There's no woman sitting at home being like,
God made men, and he was like, "I can do better." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:18
God made men, and he was like, "I can do better."
I'll make lesbians while I'm at it, I'll give them my carpentry skills." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
I'll make lesbians while I'm at it, I'll give...