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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Get some of those lefts." Having a baby is not a miracle, it's a natural disaster

Get some of those lefts." [audience laughs] Having a baby is not a miracle, it's a natural disaster

Full Transcript

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Get some of those lefts."
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[audience laughs]
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Having a baby is not a miracle,
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it's a natural disaster.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:12
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
Like, when Florida gets hit with a hurricane, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Like, when Florida gets hit with a hurricane,
They're not like, "And then Florida was kissed with wind by God." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
They're not like, "And then Florida was kissed wit...
Get a reporter in there, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Get a reporter in there,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
[audience laughs]
Man cannot survive. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Man cannot survive.
Debris is everywhere. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Debris is everywhere.
I have Martha's husband here, let's see what he has to say." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:22
I have Martha's husband here, let's see what he ha...
Same thing with periods, too cute about those. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Same thing with periods, too cute about those.
"Period," "time of the month," "Aunt Flo." They all suck. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
"Period," "time of the month,"...
A period should be called: "bloody tissue falling out of a hole." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
A period should be called: "bloody tissue falling out o...
And you were like, "Hey, I got bloody tissue falling out of a hole," - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
And you were like, "Hey, I got bloody tissue falling ou...
I know, I talk about periods a lot, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I know, I talk about periods a lot,
There's never a time we wake up and we're like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
There's never a time we wake up and we're like,
Yeah, I clean out my vagina once a month, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Yeah, I clean out my vagina once a month,
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughing]
I know they're gross, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I know they're gross,
But then, I was thinking how women, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
But then, I was thinking how women,
And you know what? I don't think we would be very nice. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
And you know what? I don't think we would be very nice.
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
[audience laughs]