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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

"I don't want to get too emotionalabout this, but I did want to give you something

"I don't want to get too emotional
about this, but I did want to give you something

Full Transcript

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"I don't want to get too emotional about this,
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but I did want to give you something.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:38
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
It's a Captain America tampon." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
It's a Captain America tampon."
Just remember to flip it around before you..." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
Just remember to flip it around before you..."
I was thinking about it. Like, could you even-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I was thinking about it. Like, could you even--
I think we'd be able to figure it out, though, you know? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I think we'd be able to figure it out, though, you know...
[audience laughing and cheering] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughing and cheering]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughs]
And I don't care how many times you try to trick me - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And I don't care how many times you try to trick me
Like, if an insurance guy came by, he'd be like, "No, it's totaled." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
Like, if an insurance guy came by, he'd be like, "...
Like, a mid-sized Japanese?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Like, a mid-sized Japanese?"
Birth is gross, but it's crazy, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Birth is gross, but it's crazy,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
[audience laughs]
First of all, there's a lady giraffe, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
First of all, there's a lady giraffe,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
And then, all of a sudden, out of what I can only assume is her gaping vagina, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
And then, all of a sudden, out of what I can only assume is ...
She's just like, "Life's hard, learn it now!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
She's just like, "Life's hard, learn it now!&...
She doesn't make a face, she doesn't make a sound, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
She doesn't make a face, she doesn't make a sound,
I don't know-- I don't know if I want to have a baby, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I don't know-- I don't know if I want to have a ba...
Like, I would want to breastfeed, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
Like, I would want to breastfeed,