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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I left work, I got an abortion, I drank half a LaCroix,and then I went back to work

I left work, I got an abortion, I drank half a LaCroix,
and then I went back to work

Full Transcript

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I left work, I got an abortion,
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I drank half a LaCroix, and then I went back to work.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:53
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
And I also think, a pretty good advertisement for LaCroix. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
And I also think, a pretty good advertisement for LaCroix.
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
We talk about it in a very legislative way, but not in a real way. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
We talk about it in a very legislative way, but not in a rea...
So, I think a lot of women have a lot of apprehension surrounding it. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
So, I think a lot of women have a lot of apprehension surrou...
You know, we talk about it so negatively - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
You know, we talk about it so negatively
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
[audience laughing]
That was the perfect time for God to be like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:12
That was the perfect time for God to be like,
You can cum inside of me!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
You can cum inside of me!"
[audience cheering and applauding] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
[audience cheering and applauding]
And, yes, that is how I talk during sex. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
And, yes, that is how I talk during sex.
"Sure, you can cum inside of me! Man, this is fun. Jeez Louise." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
"Sure, you can cum inside of me! Man, this is fun. Jeez...
Careful around fire trucks." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
Careful around fire trucks."
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:18
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
And you know how sometimes it's annoying to talk to some men about feminism, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:20
And you know how sometimes it's annoying to talk to som...
But also, what a stereotypical female thing to do. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
But also, what a stereotypical female thing to do.
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
We could take over, but we're our own worst enemy. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
We could take over, but we're our own worst enemy.
We're never good enough for one another, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
We're never good enough for one another,