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I think childhood should be miserable
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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I think childhood should be miserable so the rest of your lifefeels pretty okay

I think childhood should be miserable so the rest of your life
feels pretty okay

Full Transcript

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I think childhood should be miserable
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so the rest of your life feels pretty okay.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:26
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
And then a bunch of shit happened, and now we're like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:16
And then a bunch of shit happened, and now we're like,
...because there's no way the second half of that kid's life isn't better. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
...because there's no way the second half of that kid&#...
He escapes, he's like, "Yeah, I'm an accountant, I have a window. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
He escapes, he's like, "Yeah, I'm an accounta...
This is amazing." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
This is amazing."
And, like, of the week, not 8,942." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And, like, of the week, not 8,942."
By the way, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
By the way,
I don't think about how I would escape, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I don't think about how I would escape,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughs]
And then one day he's like, "Claire!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
And then one day he's like, "Claire!"
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughs]
But those guys that have those basement prison families, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
But those guys that have those basement prison families,
Or do you think they kidnap a lady, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Or do you think they kidnap a lady,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
[audience laughs]
I'm gonna have to run to Home Depot. [chuckles] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I'm gonna have to run to Home Depot. [chuckles]
Just kidding, you can't, you're chained to a radiator." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Just kidding, you can't, you're chained to a radia...
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughs]
Once a year, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Once a year,
And they interview the neighbors, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
And they interview the neighbors,
Well, he was always such a nice guy." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Well, he was always such a nice guy."
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughing]