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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I think I can do better." And then he made women, and he was like,"Oh, no, that's a little...

I think I can do better." And then he made women, and he was like,
"Oh, no, that's a little much

Full Transcript

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I think I can do better."
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And then he made women,
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and he was like, "Oh, no, that's a little much.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:10
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
That's gonna be hard to clean." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
That's gonna be hard to clean."
I do, I think women, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
I do, I think women,
I don't think we recognize that men are just dumb idiots - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I don't think we recognize that men are just dumb idiot...
And for every woman out there that's like, "Well, that's not fair," - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And for every woman out there that's like, "Well, ...
For every woman who's like, "Well, men should just know." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
For every woman who's like, "Well, men should just...
For every man who's like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
For every man who's like,
[audience laughing and applauding] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughing and applauding]
Men will lay their head back and fall asleep immediately, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Men will lay their head back and fall asleep immediately,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
Men are the ones most likely to get sleep apnea. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Men are the ones most likely to get sleep apnea.
[audience laughing and cheering] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughing and cheering]
You know what could really help, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
You know what could really help,
You know, when they were spreading their legs too far in a subway or a train, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:12
You know, when they were spreading their legs too far in a s...
I should be in charge of everything." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
I should be in charge of everything."
And, yeah, it's not fair, but it's your job - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:18
And, yeah, it's not fair, but it's your job
And I remember when this was happening, some women were like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And I remember when this was happening, some women were like...
Is it because men are a lot stronger than us - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Is it because men are a lot stronger than us
But, also, if you can't tell a man to close his legs, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
But, also, if you can't tell a man to close his legs,
And I'm pretty sure I wrote that, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
And I'm pretty sure I wrote that,
In an ideal world we wouldn't have to do this, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:14
In an ideal world we wouldn't have to do this,