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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

If I was up here being like,"Otters rape rats," you'd be like, "Good, 'bout time." You...

If I was up here being like,
"Otters rape rats," you'd be like, "Good, 'bout time." [audience laughs] You don't have to have a stance
on everything

Full Transcript

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If I was up here being like, "Otters rape rats,"
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you'd be like, "Good, 'bout time."
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[audience laughs]
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You don't have to have a stance on everything.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:49
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
[audience laughing]
It's not like I was posting pictures of Kim Jong-un, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
It's not like I was posting pictures of Kim Jong-un,
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
[audience laughing]
We can't wait to have them canceled, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
We can't wait to have them canceled,
Like, me liking otters could have very easily turned into, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
Like, me liking otters could have very easily turned into,
[audience applauds and laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
[audience applauds and laughs]
Like, right now it's tweets and Instagram, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
Like, right now it's tweets and Instagram,
I personally love manifestos - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
I personally love manifestos
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughs]
Blogs are a conversation no one wanted to have with you. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Blogs are a conversation no one wanted to have with you.
Even when you were typing it, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Even when you were typing it,
We have such strong opinions, and we can't just let them be opinions, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
We have such strong opinions, and we can't just let the...
Like, I have a friend, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:17
Like, I have a friend,
I'm much more worried about Americans taking immigrant jobs. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I'm much more worried about Americans taking immigrant ...
I got a massage from a Midwestern white lady. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I got a massage from a Midwestern white lady.
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughs]
And not like an angry or a hungry cat, just a happy cat. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
And not like an angry or a hungry cat, just a happy cat.
Then, a couple weeks later, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
Then, a couple weeks later,
You need a massage from someone who's been through something. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
You need a massage from someone who's been through some...
You can't get a massage from a woman named Meredith, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
You can't get a massage from a woman named Meredith,