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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, I have a friend, she's really worried about immigrantscoming in and taking our jobs,...

Like, I have a friend, she's really worried about immigrants
coming in and taking our jobs, and I'm like,
"Well, you're a stay-at-home mom." [audience laughing and applauding] [audience cheering]

Full Transcript

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Like, I have a friend,
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she's really worried about immigrants coming in and taking our jobs,
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and I'm like, "Well, you're a stay-at-home mom."
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[audience laughing and applauding]
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[audience cheering]
Duration
17 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:53
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
I'm much more worried about Americans taking immigrant jobs. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I'm much more worried about Americans taking immigrant ...
I got a massage from a Midwestern white lady. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I got a massage from a Midwestern white lady.
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughs]
And not like an angry or a hungry cat, just a happy cat. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
And not like an angry or a hungry cat, just a happy cat.
Then, a couple weeks later, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
Then, a couple weeks later,
You need a massage from someone who's been through something. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
You need a massage from someone who's been through some...
You can't get a massage from a woman named Meredith, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
You can't get a massage from a woman named Meredith,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughs]
You want a massage from someone who has to give you a massage. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
You want a massage from someone who has to give you a massag...
Someone who wants-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Someone who wants--
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
Comes in here and says her neck is sore from sleeping wrong? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Comes in here and says her neck is sore from sleeping wrong?
I live three states away and I bike to work, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:16
I live three states away and I bike to work,
This same friend, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
This same friend,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughs]
And I do think part of the problem is that women, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And I do think part of the problem is that women,
Like, when we have a baby, we say it's a miracle. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Like, when we have a baby, we say it's a miracle.
These men hear "miracle," and they're like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
These men hear "miracle," and they're like,
A miracle is going to bed with one foot and then waking up with two feet. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
A miracle is going to bed with one foot and then waking up w...
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughing]