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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, I would want to breastfeed, but only because I want to use breast milk the way a...

Like, I would want to breastfeed, but only because I want to use breast milk the way a clown uses a flower
with water in it

Full Transcript

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Like, I would want to breastfeed,
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but only because I want to use breast milk
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the way a clown uses a flower with water in it.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:55
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
Pew, pew!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Pew, pew!"
Like, "Sorry, E-ZPass is down, but keep the change." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Like, "Sorry, E-ZPass is down, but keep the change.&quo...
I don't know if I should have a baby - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I don't know if I should have a baby
I think childhood should be miserable - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I think childhood should be miserable
And then a bunch of shit happened, and now we're like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:16
And then a bunch of shit happened, and now we're like,
...because there's no way the second half of that kid's life isn't better. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
...because there's no way the second half of that kid&#...
He escapes, he's like, "Yeah, I'm an accountant, I have a window. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
He escapes, he's like, "Yeah, I'm an accounta...
This is amazing." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
This is amazing."
And, like, of the week, not 8,942." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And, like, of the week, not 8,942."
By the way, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
By the way,
I don't think about how I would escape, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I don't think about how I would escape,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughs]
And then one day he's like, "Claire!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
And then one day he's like, "Claire!"
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughs]
But those guys that have those basement prison families, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
But those guys that have those basement prison families,
Or do you think they kidnap a lady, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Or do you think they kidnap a lady,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
[audience laughs]
I'm gonna have to run to Home Depot. [chuckles] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I'm gonna have to run to Home Depot. [chuckles]
Just kidding, you can't, you're chained to a radiator." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Just kidding, you can't, you're chained to a radia...
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughs]