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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, men couldn't wrap their headsaround lesbians, 'cause it didn't involve a penis

Like, men couldn't wrap their heads
around lesbians, 'cause it didn't involve a penis

Full Transcript

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Like, men couldn't wrap their heads around lesbians,
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'cause it didn't involve a penis.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:08
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
They were like, "A puzzle piece is missing." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
They were like, "A puzzle piece is missing."
They didn't like it, but they were like, "There's these crazy guys, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
They didn't like it, but they were like, "There�...
They were like, "No, it's two ins, it's not structurally sound. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
They were like, "No, it's two ins, it's not s...
Believe me, I'm an engineer." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Believe me, I'm an engineer."
[audience whooping] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience whooping]
I learned this about myself recently: - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I learned this about myself recently:
Not 'cause of anything you do sexually, very onboard with that, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Not 'cause of anything you do sexually, very onboard wi...
I hate gay men 'cause they're better at being women than I am. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I hate gay men 'cause they're better at being wome...
Like, I thought I liked dick, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
Like, I thought I liked dick,
Gay guys talk about dick the way men wished women talked about dick. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Gay guys talk about dick the way men wished women talked abo...
Straight men, if you want someone to love your dick, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Straight men, if you want someone to love your dick,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
They're like, "Is it here yet? Can I open it?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
They're like, "Is it here yet? Can I open it?"...
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughs]
I think men-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I think men--
It's important to you, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
It's important to you,
I think we also don't care about big dicks as much as men do. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I think we also don't care about big dicks as much as m...
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughing]
I think we should start thinking about penises and vaginas - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I think we should start thinking about penises and vaginas