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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Small is still not on the table. Small's-- If you have a small penis,you should kill...

Small is still not on the table. Small's-- If you have a small penis,
you should kill yourself

Full Transcript

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Small is still not on the table. Small's--
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If you have a small penis, you should kill yourself.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
180
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:16
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
And then they were like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
And then they were like,
"All right, 'porridge,' but you get it." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
"All right, 'porridge,' but you get it."
I said men with small penises should kill themselves, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I said men with small penises should kill themselves,
It's also a very funny thing to say, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
It's also a very funny thing to say,
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughing]
We don't talk about what I think is the worst penis out there, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
We don't talk about what I think is the worst penis out...
I don't think we talk about it 'cause we're worried men are gonna be like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I don't think we talk about it 'cause we're w...
You just have a giant vagina!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
You just have a giant vagina!"
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
But there is one important question - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
But there is one important question
Do you think moms want to know how their sons' penis turned out? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Do you think moms want to know how their sons' penis tu...
I just think she had a lot to do with that, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I just think she had a lot to do with that,
Think about it, she grew the penis for a while, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:16
Think about it, she grew the penis for a while,
I think, men, I think you should show your mom your penis. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I think, men, I think you should show your mom your penis.
I think you're out there showing your penis - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I think you're out there showing your penis
[audience applauding and cheering] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience applauding and cheering]
Send that sweet, sweet dick pic to your mommy! - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Send that sweet, sweet dick pic to your mommy!
Like, when I did the White House Correspondents' Dinner, right-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Like, when I did the White House Correspondents' Dinner...
Then afterward all these people were like, "You ruined the dinner," - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Then afterward all these people were like, "You ruined ...