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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Some breeder was like, "A happy accident, love wins." There are two waysyou're getting a...

Some breeder was like, "A happy accident, love wins." [audience laughing] There are two ways
you're getting a Labradoodle

Full Transcript

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Some breeder was like,
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"A happy accident, love wins."
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[audience laughing]
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There are two ways you're getting a Labradoodle.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:31
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
Either some dog breeder jerked off a Lab, and then shoved that jizz into a poodle, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
Either some dog breeder jerked off a Lab, and then shoved th...
You can choose whichever one makes you feel better about life, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
You can choose whichever one makes you feel better about lif...
This wasn't Lady and the Tramp, this was two dogs, one cup. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
This wasn't Lady and the Tramp, this was two dogs, one ...
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughing]
And for the otters, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
And for the otters,
For all you know, the seal could have been up on a rock and been like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
For all you know, the seal could have been up on a rock and ...
The cutest animal in the world? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
The cutest animal in the world?
If I was up here being like, "Otters rape rats," - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:12
If I was up here being like, "Otters rape rats,"
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
[audience laughing]
It's not like I was posting pictures of Kim Jong-un, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
It's not like I was posting pictures of Kim Jong-un,
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
[audience laughing]
We can't wait to have them canceled, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
We can't wait to have them canceled,
Like, me liking otters could have very easily turned into, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
Like, me liking otters could have very easily turned into,
[audience applauds and laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
[audience applauds and laughs]
Like, right now it's tweets and Instagram, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
Like, right now it's tweets and Instagram,
I personally love manifestos - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
I personally love manifestos
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughs]
Blogs are a conversation no one wanted to have with you. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Blogs are a conversation no one wanted to have with you.
Even when you were typing it, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Even when you were typing it,
We have such strong opinions, and we can't just let them be opinions, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
We have such strong opinions, and we can't just let the...