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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

There's never a timewe wake up and we're like, "Oh, I'm so excitedto clean up a crime...

There's never a time
we wake up and we're like, "Oh, I'm so excited
to clean up a crime scene." [audience laughs]

Full Transcript

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There's never a time we wake up and we're like,
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"Oh, I'm so excited to clean up a crime scene."
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[audience laughs]
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:38
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
Yeah, I clean out my vagina once a month, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Yeah, I clean out my vagina once a month,
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughing]
I know they're gross, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I know they're gross,
But then, I was thinking how women, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
But then, I was thinking how women,
And you know what? I don't think we would be very nice. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
And you know what? I don't think we would be very nice.
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
[audience laughs]
You're just like your father." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
You're just like your father."
But you know, women, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
But you know, women,
Babe? Babe?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Babe? Babe?"
But I took it out, I flipped it around, and I put it back in, so..." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
But I took it out, I flipped it around, and I put it back in...
"Oh, no, little buddy." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
"Oh, no, little buddy."
Like, all the strings would have little superheroes on the ends. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Like, all the strings would have little superheroes on the e...
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
It's like, "When Batman's face turns red, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
It's like, "When Batman's face turns red,
They were like, "I was on board with this whole male period thing, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
They were like, "I was on board with this whole male pe...
[audience laughing and applauding] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughing and applauding]
But the more I think about men having periods, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
But the more I think about men having periods,
Like, you know how women, how, like, when we get our period, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Like, you know how women, how, like, when we get our period,
And if you dare say anything about it, we get really angry. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
And if you dare say anything about it, we get really angry.
"Is this-- is this 'cause of your period?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
"Is this-- is this 'cause of your period?"