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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

These men hear "miracle,"and they're like, "Yeah, so why do you need health care?It's a...

These men hear "miracle,"
and they're like, "Yeah, so why do you need health care?
It's a miracle." First of all,
having a baby is not a miracle

Full Transcript

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These men hear "miracle," and they're like,
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"Yeah, so why do you need health care? It's a miracle."
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First of all, having a baby is not a miracle.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:51
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
A miracle is going to bed with one foot and then waking up with two feet. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
A miracle is going to bed with one foot and then waking up w...
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughing]
Get some of those lefts." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
Get some of those lefts."
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
Like, when Florida gets hit with a hurricane, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Like, when Florida gets hit with a hurricane,
They're not like, "And then Florida was kissed with wind by God." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
They're not like, "And then Florida was kissed wit...
Get a reporter in there, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Get a reporter in there,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
[audience laughs]
Man cannot survive. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Man cannot survive.
Debris is everywhere. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Debris is everywhere.
I have Martha's husband here, let's see what he has to say." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:22
I have Martha's husband here, let's see what he ha...
Same thing with periods, too cute about those. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Same thing with periods, too cute about those.
"Period," "time of the month," "Aunt Flo." They all suck. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
"Period," "time of the month,"...
A period should be called: "bloody tissue falling out of a hole." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
A period should be called: "bloody tissue falling out o...
And you were like, "Hey, I got bloody tissue falling out of a hole," - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
And you were like, "Hey, I got bloody tissue falling ou...
I know, I talk about periods a lot, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I know, I talk about periods a lot,
There's never a time we wake up and we're like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
There's never a time we wake up and we're like,
Yeah, I clean out my vagina once a month, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Yeah, I clean out my vagina once a month,
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughing]
I know they're gross, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I know they're gross,