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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Uh, where'd we leave off?Your dad, kindergarten, go." We'd cancel plans all the time.We'd...

Uh, where'd we leave off?
Your dad, kindergarten, go." [audience laughing and applauding] We'd cancel plans all the time.
We'd be like, "I'm so sorry, I can't go to book club,
my husband's about to get his period, and we're gonna cry together."

Full Transcript

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Uh, where'd we leave off? Your dad, kindergarten, go."
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[audience laughing and applauding]
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We'd cancel plans all the time. We'd be like, "I'm so sorry,
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I can't go to book club, my husband's about to get his period,
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and we're gonna cry together."
Duration
15 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:24
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
And, like, when we first get our periods, a lot of us are in school, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
And, like, when we first get our periods, a lot of us are in...
[quietly] "Hey, does anyone have, like, a tampon, or, um, a sock, or... - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[quietly] "Hey, does anyone have, like, a tampon, or, u...
Do you have any questions?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
Do you have any questions?"
I think, uh, men would be quite loud about their periods. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I think, uh, men would be quite loud about their periods.
I think, first of all, regardless if it were true or not, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
I think, first of all, regardless if it were true or not,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
You can ask anyone in college. They called me The Flowmeister." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
You can ask anyone in college. They called me The Flowmeiste...
I think dads-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I think dads--
You know, he'd be like, "My boy is a man. Come out here, son." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
You know, he'd be like, "My boy is a man. Come out...
[audience applauding and cheering] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
[audience applauding and cheering]
I've already synced up with my boy." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I've already synced up with my boy."
"I don't want to get too emotional about this, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
"I don't want to get too emotional about this,
It's a Captain America tampon." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
It's a Captain America tampon."
Just remember to flip it around before you..." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
Just remember to flip it around before you..."
I was thinking about it. Like, could you even-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I was thinking about it. Like, could you even--
I think we'd be able to figure it out, though, you know? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I think we'd be able to figure it out, though, you know...
[audience laughing and cheering] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughing and cheering]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughs]
And I don't care how many times you try to trick me - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And I don't care how many times you try to trick me