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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You can choose whichever onemakes you feel better about life, but it was definitely one of...

You can choose whichever one
makes you feel better about life, but it was definitely one of those two

Full Transcript

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You can choose whichever one makes you feel better about life,
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but it was definitely one of those two.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:54
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
This wasn't Lady and the Tramp, this was two dogs, one cup. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
This wasn't Lady and the Tramp, this was two dogs, one ...
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughing]
And for the otters, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
And for the otters,
For all you know, the seal could have been up on a rock and been like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
For all you know, the seal could have been up on a rock and ...
The cutest animal in the world? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
The cutest animal in the world?
If I was up here being like, "Otters rape rats," - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:12
If I was up here being like, "Otters rape rats,"
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
[audience laughing]
It's not like I was posting pictures of Kim Jong-un, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
It's not like I was posting pictures of Kim Jong-un,
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
[audience laughing]
We can't wait to have them canceled, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
We can't wait to have them canceled,
Like, me liking otters could have very easily turned into, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
Like, me liking otters could have very easily turned into,
[audience applauds and laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
[audience applauds and laughs]
Like, right now it's tweets and Instagram, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
Like, right now it's tweets and Instagram,
I personally love manifestos - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
I personally love manifestos
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
[audience laughs]
Blogs are a conversation no one wanted to have with you. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Blogs are a conversation no one wanted to have with you.
Even when you were typing it, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Even when you were typing it,
We have such strong opinions, and we can't just let them be opinions, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
We have such strong opinions, and we can't just let the...
Like, I have a friend, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:17
Like, I have a friend,
I'm much more worried about Americans taking immigrant jobs. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I'm much more worried about Americans taking immigrant ...