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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You know, he'd be like,"My boy is a man. Come out here, son." The son comes out of the...

You know, he'd be like,
"My boy is a man. Come out here, son." The son comes out of the bathroom, there's blood on his legs,
he's like... [shouting] "Yeah!" Takes it, wipes it under his eyes

Full Transcript

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You know, he'd be like, "My boy is a man. Come out here, son."
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The son comes out of the bathroom,
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there's blood on his legs, he's like... [shouting] "Yeah!"
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Takes it, wipes it under his eyes.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:57
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
[audience applauding and cheering] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
[audience applauding and cheering]
I've already synced up with my boy." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I've already synced up with my boy."
"I don't want to get too emotional about this, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
"I don't want to get too emotional about this,
It's a Captain America tampon." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
It's a Captain America tampon."
Just remember to flip it around before you..." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
Just remember to flip it around before you..."
I was thinking about it. Like, could you even-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I was thinking about it. Like, could you even--
I think we'd be able to figure it out, though, you know? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I think we'd be able to figure it out, though, you know...
[audience laughing and cheering] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughing and cheering]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughs]
And I don't care how many times you try to trick me - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And I don't care how many times you try to trick me
Like, if an insurance guy came by, he'd be like, "No, it's totaled." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:13
Like, if an insurance guy came by, he'd be like, "...
Like, a mid-sized Japanese?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Like, a mid-sized Japanese?"
Birth is gross, but it's crazy, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
Birth is gross, but it's crazy,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
[audience laughs]
First of all, there's a lady giraffe, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
First of all, there's a lady giraffe,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
And then, all of a sudden, out of what I can only assume is her gaping vagina, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
And then, all of a sudden, out of what I can only assume is ...
She's just like, "Life's hard, learn it now!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
She's just like, "Life's hard, learn it now!&...