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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You know what could really help, if we wore a Darth Vader maskthe rest of our lives." I...

You know what could really help, if we wore a Darth Vader mask
the rest of our lives." I mean, one of the best examples
of this was when-- Remember when we were getting
really mad at men for man-spreading?

Full Transcript

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You know what could really help,
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if we wore a Darth Vader mask the rest of our lives."
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I mean, one of the best examples of this was when--
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Remember when we were getting really mad at men for man-spreading?
Duration
13 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:47
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
You know, when they were spreading their legs too far in a subway or a train, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:12
You know, when they were spreading their legs too far in a s...
I should be in charge of everything." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
I should be in charge of everything."
And, yeah, it's not fair, but it's your job - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:18
And, yeah, it's not fair, but it's your job
And I remember when this was happening, some women were like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And I remember when this was happening, some women were like...
Is it because men are a lot stronger than us - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Is it because men are a lot stronger than us
But, also, if you can't tell a man to close his legs, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
But, also, if you can't tell a man to close his legs,
And I'm pretty sure I wrote that, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
And I'm pretty sure I wrote that,
In an ideal world we wouldn't have to do this, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:14
In an ideal world we wouldn't have to do this,
They did not put up that sign because a lady pooped in the pool. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
They did not put up that sign because a lady pooped in the p...
All those warnings, on medicine, when it says, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
All those warnings, on medicine, when it says,
That's why there's a man in the crosswalk, so you can go, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
That's why there's a man in the crosswalk, so you ...
There's no woman sitting at home being like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
There's no woman sitting at home being like,
God made men, and he was like, "I can do better." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:18
God made men, and he was like, "I can do better."
I'll make lesbians while I'm at it, I'll give them my carpentry skills." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
I'll make lesbians while I'm at it, I'll give...
I don't think they know what's gonna happen, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I don't think they know what's gonna happen,
But my favorite fact about lesbians is that for the longest time, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
But my favorite fact about lesbians is that for the longest ...
Like, men couldn't wrap their heads around lesbians, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Like, men couldn't wrap their heads around lesbians,
They were like, "A puzzle piece is missing." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
They were like, "A puzzle piece is missing."
They didn't like it, but they were like, "There's these crazy guys, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
They didn't like it, but they were like, "There�...
They were like, "No, it's two ins, it's not structurally sound. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
They were like, "No, it's two ins, it's not s...