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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You think I'm old Long Vagina." "She needs a big dick!" All right, what do you thinkI...

You think I'm old Long Vagina." [audience laughs] "She needs a big dick!" All right, what do you think
I want out of sex, a hole in my back?

Full Transcript

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You think I'm old Long Vagina."
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[audience laughs]
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"She needs a big dick!"
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All right, what do you think I want out of sex,
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a hole in my back?
Duration
16 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:01
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
Sometimes I'll sort of move away, they'll be like, "Where are you going?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:12
Sometimes I'll sort of move away, they'll be like,...
And yet, men still say, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
And yet, men still say,
And I'm sure-- I'm sure there's some women in here whose preference is a big dick, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
And I'm sure-- I'm sure there's some women in...
Small is still not on the table. Small's-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Small is still not on the table. Small's--
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
And then they were like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
And then they were like,
"All right, 'porridge,' but you get it." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
"All right, 'porridge,' but you get it."
I said men with small penises should kill themselves, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I said men with small penises should kill themselves,
It's also a very funny thing to say, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
It's also a very funny thing to say,
[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
[audience laughing]
We don't talk about what I think is the worst penis out there, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:11
We don't talk about what I think is the worst penis out...
I don't think we talk about it 'cause we're worried men are gonna be like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
I don't think we talk about it 'cause we're w...
You just have a giant vagina!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
You just have a giant vagina!"
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience laughs]
But there is one important question - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:10
But there is one important question
Do you think moms want to know how their sons' penis turned out? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
Do you think moms want to know how their sons' penis tu...
I just think she had a lot to do with that, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I just think she had a lot to do with that,