And what can I do for you two gentlemen? Sir, we are collecting funds for the indigent and...
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Scrooge:
And what can I do for you two gentlemen?
Collector for the Poor #1:
Sir, we are collecting funds for the indigent and destitute.
Scrooge:
For the what?
Collector for the Poor #2:
[tipping his hat]
We're collecting for the poor.
Scrooge:
Oh. Aha. Well um, you realize if you give money to the poor, they won't be poor anymore, will they?
Collector for the Poor #2:
Well, I...
Scrooge:
And if they're not *poor* anymore, then you won't have to raise money for them anymore.
Collector for the Poor #1:
Well, I suppose...
Scrooge:
And if you don't have to raise money for them anymore, then you'd be out of a job. Oh please, gentlemen, don't ask me to put you out of a job. Not on Christmas Eve.
Collector for the Poor #1:
Oh, we wouldn't do that, Mr. Scrooge.
Scrooge:
[giving them a wreath]
Well then, I suggest you give this to the poor and be gone.
[Slams door on them]
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Customers. I'll handle this, Cratchit.
Yes, what can I do
for you two gentlemen?
Sir, we are soliciting funds
for the indigent and destitute.
For the what?
We're collecting for the poor.
Oh. Aha.
Well, um, you realize
if you give money to the poor,
they won't be poor anymore, will they?
- Well, uh...
- And if they're not poor anymore,
then you won't have to raise money
for them anymore.
VVell, I suppose...
And if you don't have to raise money
for them anymore,
then you would be out of a job.
Oh, please, gentlemen,
don't ask me to put you out of a job.
- Not on Christmas Eve.
- We wouldn't do that, Mr. Scrooge.
Well, then, I suggest
you give this to the poor and begone.
What's this world coming to, Cratchit?
You work all your life to get money,
and people want you to give it away.
[BELL TOLLING]
Hmm. Two minutes fast.
Well, never mind those two minutes.
You may go now.
Oh, thank you, sir. You're so kind.
Never mind the mushy stuff. Just go.
But be here all the earlier the next day.
I will. I will, sir. And a "bah humbug..."
I mean, a merry Christmas to you, sir.
Clip duration: 109 seconds
Views: 298
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: family, animation
Summary: Ebenezer Scrooge is far too greedy to understand that Christmas is a time for kindness and generosity. But with the guidance of some new found friends, Scrooge learns to embrace the spirit of the season. A retelling of the classic Dickens tale with Disney's classic characters.
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