Well then, I suggest you give this to the poor and be gone.

Scrooge:
And what can I do for you two gentlemen? Collector For the Poor #1:
Sir, we are collecting funds For the indigent and destitute. Scrooge:
For the what? Collector For the Poor #2:
[tipping his hat]
We're collecting For the poor. Scrooge:
Oh. Aha. Well um, you realize if you give money to the poor, they won't be poor anymore, will they? Collector For the Poor #2:
Well, I... Scrooge:
And if they're not *poor* anymore, then you won't have to raise money For them anymore. Collector For the Poor #1:
Well, I suppose... Scrooge:
And if you don't have to raise money For them anymore, then you'd be out of a job. Oh please, gentlemen, don't ask me to put you out of a job. Not on Christmas Eve. Collector For the Poor #1:
Oh, we wouldn't do that, Mr. Scrooge. Scrooge:
[giving them a wreath]
Well then, I suggest you give this to the poor and be gone. [Slams door on them]