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"Mighty Aphrodite" quotes

Mighty Aphrodite poster
When he discovers his adopted son is a genius, a New York sportswriter seeks out the boy's birth mother: a ditzy porn star and prostitute.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, fantasy, romance
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $6,468,498
Released: 10 Nov 1995
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 12 wins & 13 nominations total

51 video clips

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And so there I am on the first day on the set - Mighty Aphrodite 00:17 And so there I am on the first day on the set Achilles only had an Achilles heel I have a full Achilles body - Mighty Aphrodite 00:05 Achilles only had an Achilles heel I have a full Achilles... I see disaster I see catastrophe - Mighty Aphrodite 00:08 I see disaster I see catastrophe Now I see big trouble - Mighty Aphrodite 00:10 Now I see big trouble You're married aren't you - Mighty Aphrodite 00:12 You're married aren't you As the main spring goes back and forth the bishop keeps fucking her in the ass - Mighty Aphrodite 00:09 As the main spring goes back and forth the bishop keeps... Look here's a man who killed his father - Mighty Aphrodite 00:11 Look here's a man who killed his father I feel I owe you a great fuck - Mighty Aphrodite 00:04 I feel I owe you a great fuck There's a reason the horse is 60 to 1 though He's probably got polio - Mighty Aphrodite 00:05 There's a reason the horse is 60 to 1 though He's... Who's Ricky He takes a percentage of my work - Mighty Aphrodite 00:15 Who's Ricky He takes a percentage of my work What is the question Who's the boss between you and Mommy - Mighty Aphrodite 00:13 What is the question Who's the boss between you and... Yeah No no I'm completely superfluous - Mighty Aphrodite 00:08 Yeah No no I'm completely superfluous Oh my God It's more serious than we thought - Mighty Aphrodite 00:37 Oh my God It's more serious than we thought Hey You didn't see Schindler's List - Mighty Aphrodite 00:15 Hey You didn't see Schindler's List Lenny I need your help No I'm not a violence person - Mighty Aphrodite 00:09 Lenny I need your help No I'm not a violence person My father's brother was supposed to be a genius - Mighty Aphrodite 00:13 My father's brother was supposed to be a genius I told you from day one the girl was not a virgin - Mighty Aphrodite 00:08 I told you from day one the girl was not a virgin Children grow up they move out - Mighty Aphrodite 00:24 Children grow up they move out Don't go any further - Mighty Aphrodite 00:13 Don't go any further Of all the human weaknesses - Mighty Aphrodite 00:08 Of all the human weaknesses Not me I don't want to adopt There you go - Mighty Aphrodite 00:11 Not me I don't want to adopt There you go The handicapped are always cranky - Mighty Aphrodite 00:04 The handicapped are always cranky You wanna go inside take a shower A shower - Mighty Aphrodite 00:10 You wanna go inside take a shower A shower This guy's gonna put me into 27 separate Mason jars - Mighty Aphrodite 00:05 This guy's gonna put me into 27 separate Mason jars I'm gonna find out Please Lenny don't be a schmuck - Mighty Aphrodite 00:06 I'm gonna find out Please Lenny don't be a schmuck H H He's you know like dicking around in agriculture - Mighty Aphrodite 00:07 H H He's you know like dicking around in agriculture No but seriously you want to know why I liked you right from the start - Mighty Aphrodite 00:25 No but seriously you want to know why I liked you right from... Six dates Slow night for you right - Mighty Aphrodite 00:08 Six dates Slow night for you right I'll bet she's great Curiosity That's what kills us - Mighty Aphrodite 00:09 I'll bet she's great Curiosity That's what... Instead of together and arguing all of the time That's crazy - Mighty Aphrodite 00:05 Instead of together and arguing all of the time That's... You're obviously a state of the art fellatrix What - Mighty Aphrodite 00:12 You're obviously a state of the art fellatrix What Here's one Eager Beaver - Mighty Aphrodite 00:15 Here's one Eager Beaver You didn't want a blow job so the least I could do was get you a tie - Mighty Aphrodite 00:08 You didn't want a blow job so the least I could do was... She made my stomach sick to the stomach Linda is church people - Mighty Aphrodite 00:16 She made my stomach sick to the stomach Linda is church... Clint Eastwood doesn't play a meek little hairdresser - Mighty Aphrodite 00:07 Clint Eastwood doesn't play a meek little hairdresser Meanwhile this guy's going to stare at you the whole weekend and mentally undress you - Mighty Aphrodite 00:13 Meanwhile this guy's going to stare at you the whole... I come from the midtown area where Lenny Weinrib - Mighty Aphrodite 00:45 I come from the midtown area where Lenny Weinrib I had a kid Lenny - Mighty Aphrodite 00:46 I had a kid Lenny Hey wait a minute I don't have any interest in controlling her - Mighty Aphrodite 00:21 Hey wait a minute I don't have any interest in... Yeah well he knows it was your idea that I get out of the business - Mighty Aphrodite 00:31 Yeah well he knows it was your idea that I get out of the... The girl was right They respect strength They despise cowardice - Mighty Aphrodite 00:20 The girl was right They respect strength They despise... Well if you're a friend of hers don't be putting stupid ideas in her head - Mighty Aphrodite 00:22 Well if you're a friend of hers don't be putting... Linder Linda Linda with an A Linda - Mighty Aphrodite 00:24 Linder Linda Linda with an A Linda Are you off your fucking rocker - Mighty Aphrodite 00:10 Are you off your fucking rocker The last girl I was with drove me up the wall man - Mighty Aphrodite 00:43 The last girl I was with drove me up the wall man You know what my dream is What - Mighty Aphrodite 00:41 You know what my dream is What Yeah I always thought that Bender had eyes for her - Mighty Aphrodite 00:28 Yeah I always thought that Bender had eyes for her

Cast

Greek Chorus - Pamela Blair
Greek Chorus (as René Ceballos) - Rene Ceballos
Greek Chorus - Elie Chaib
Greek Chorus - George De La Pena
Greek Chorus - Joanne DiMauro
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