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Miguel Wants to Fight

What?- I'm just saying, if his hand is that strong,he might get super into it and...

What?
- I'm just saying, if his hand is that strong,
he might get super into it and accidentally
one-punch his own dick off

Full Transcript

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- What? - I'm just saying,
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if his hand is that strong, he might get super into it
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and accidentally one-punch his own dick off.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:59
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
American High

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Movie Summary

A coming of age comedy about a 17-year-old in who asks his three best friends to help him get in his first fight ever before he moves to a new city.
If fighting is a lot like masturbating, then you're doing one of 'em really wrong. - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:06
If fighting is a lot like masturbating, then you're doi...
"One Stroke Man." - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:05
"One Stroke Man."
Wait, but hold on, though. So, if you're a - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:09
Wait, but hold on, though. So, if you're a
Now, does that make your life happier or does that make your life sadder? - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:06
Now, does that make your life happier or does that make your...
Eating's about savoring, like experiencing that moment. - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:05
Eating's about savoring, like experiencing that moment.
Not me, I'm in and out. You never even knew I was there. I'm a beat-off burglar. - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:06
Not me, I'm in and out. You never even knew I was there...
[Cass] Oh, my God! This looks crazy! - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:05
[Cass] Oh, my God! This looks crazy!
[David and Cass cheering] - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:07
[David and Cass cheering]
- Steph Curry on these bitches! - Nah, that ain't Steph Curry. - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:05
- Steph Curry on these bitches! - Nah, that ain't Steph...
You lost. Get off the court, you saggy-faced bitch. - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:05
You lost. Get off the court, you saggy-faced bitch.
[grunting and yelling throughout] - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:05
[grunting and yelling throughout]
Hey. Sorry he said that stuff to you, man. That guy just super sucks. - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:07
Hey. Sorry he said that stuff to you, man. That guy just sup...
Ooh! You should have called him "CaBron James!" - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:08
Ooh! You should have called him "CaBron James!"
Hey, hey, Armando's outside. Can we cross the street? Cool, thanks. - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:06
Hey, hey, Armando's outside. Can we cross the street? C...
[Miguel] He just got out a couple of weeks ago. That's the first time I'm seeing him. - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:05
[Miguel] He just got out a couple of weeks ago. That's ...
Well, imagine you go from you're about to be a rich professional boxer - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:08
Well, imagine you go from you're about to be a rich pro...
The next time we walk past, I'm gonna yell his name like we're buddies, - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:08
The next time we walk past, I'm gonna yell his name lik...
Huh? Yeah. I'm good. I'm whole. - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:06
Huh? Yeah. I'm good. I'm whole.
I was gonna, but it was just over so fast. And anyways, the other group had what? - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:05
I was gonna, but it was just over so fast. And anyways, the ...
- No, you don't. - Look, it's whatever. Okay? - Miguel Wants to Fight 00:05
- No, you don't. - Look, it's whatever. Okay?