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Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes

And he says, "License and registration." As I'm pulling out my license,I'm realizing it's...

And he says, "License and registration." As I'm pulling out my license,
I'm realizing it's expired by three weeks

Full Transcript

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And he says, "License and registration."
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As I'm pulling out my license, I'm realizing it's expired by three weeks.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:29
Uploaded
Jul 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Secret Public Productions, Inc.,Jax Media

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Movie Summary

Mike Birbiglia declares that a joke should never end with "I’m joking." In his all-new comedy, Birbiglia tiptoes hilariously through the minefield that is modern-day joke-telling. Join Mike as he learns that the same jokes that elicit laughter have the power to produce tears, rage, and a whole lot of getting yelled at. Ultimately it's a show that asks, “How far should we go for the laugh?”
And I had that moment where I think, "Should I preface this conversation - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:09
And I had that moment where I think, "Should I preface ...
"Same team. We both think I'm an idiot." - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:04
"Same team. We both think I'm an idiot."
He came back and goes, "Did you know that your license is suspended?" - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:10
He came back and goes, "Did you know that your license ...
I was very naive, and so I-- - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
I was very naive, and so I--
So I said to him, and I quote-- - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:07
So I said to him, and I quote--
Wait. What does 'suspended' mean?" - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
Wait. What does 'suspended' mean?"
And he said, "Please step out of the car." And I get out of the car. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
And he said, "Please step out of the car." And I g...
He says, "You're under arrest." - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:19
He says, "You're under arrest."
Few people. What did you-- - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:06
Few people. What did you--
I got arrested by a woman cop and put in a headlock. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
I got arrested by a woman cop and put in a headlock.
It really was. I don't-- - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:07
It really was. I don't--
We're all friends here. But it just did rub me the wrong way. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
We're all friends here. But it just did rub me the wron...
You said you're-- - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:06
You said you're--
I only said it like that because I've been getting my balls busted - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:06
I only said it like that because I've been getting my b...
Oh, okay. Well, that doesn't make sense also. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:04
Oh, okay. Well, that doesn't make sense also.
But, uh-- but sure, yeah. So-- - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:12
But, uh-- but sure, yeah. So--
Well, get this: she's a lady. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:04
Well, get this: she's a lady.
And I said, "Cook me dinner!" You know what she said? - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
And I said, "Cook me dinner!" You know what she sa...
She said, "No, you're under arrest for a crime." - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
She said, "No, you're under arrest for a crime.&qu...
Unbelievable. You're really buried in this point. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
Unbelievable. You're really buried in this point.