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Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes

I'll be here when they're gone.I'm a mouse." That's from Real Mousewivesof Catsachusetts

I'll be here when they're gone.
I'm a mouse." That's from Real Mousewives
of Catsachusetts

Full Transcript

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I'll be here when they're gone. I'm a mouse."
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That's from Real Mousewives of Catsachusetts.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:49
Uploaded
Jul 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Secret Public Productions, Inc.,Jax Media

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Movie Summary

Mike Birbiglia declares that a joke should never end with "I’m joking." In his all-new comedy, Birbiglia tiptoes hilariously through the minefield that is modern-day joke-telling. Join Mike as he learns that the same jokes that elicit laughter have the power to produce tears, rage, and a whole lot of getting yelled at. Ultimately it's a show that asks, “How far should we go for the laugh?”
That night, I'm sound asleep, and my wife wakes me up by grabbing my face. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
That night, I'm sound asleep, and my wife wakes me up b...
She says, "Mo, Ivan found the mouse. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
She says, "Mo, Ivan found the mouse.
You need to get the mouse." - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:06
You need to get the mouse."
We do everything for the cat. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:04
We do everything for the cat.
We give him an apartment that he thinks is the world. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:04
We give him an apartment that he thinks is the world.
We set aside an area in the apartment for him to poop in - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:09
We set aside an area in the apartment for him to poop in
We have a gentleman's agreement - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:10
We have a gentleman's agreement
That he will murder that mouse, - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:13
That he will murder that mouse,
Clo says, "Mo, get the mouse." - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:06
Clo says, "Mo, get the mouse."
I take the cup, - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
I take the cup,
I put the cup over the mouse. I put a magazine under the cup, - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:06
I put the cup over the mouse. I put a magazine under the cup...
I stick him in the forest, - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:08
I stick him in the forest,
The next day we drove home, - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
The next day we drove home,
So, I want to point out something special, that happened there at the end - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:11
So, I want to point out something special, that happened the...
I concluded the story with another Massachusetts-based pun. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
I concluded the story with another Massachusetts-based pun.
But that time, we applauded. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:04
But that time, we applauded.
I'm gonna share with you this joke I told at the Gotham Awards. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
I'm gonna share with you this joke I told at the Gotham...
David O. Russell, like I said, is one of my favorite directors, - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:11
David O. Russell, like I said, is one of my favorite directo...
You might've seen it on YouTube - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
You might've seen it on YouTube
If you haven't seen it, there is nothing I could do - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:15
If you haven't seen it, there is nothing I could do