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Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes

You know? You-- You roll off your air mattressin the morning, grab pants from the floor,...

You know? You-- You roll off your air mattress
in the morning, grab pants from the floor, you cook noodles on a hot plate

Full Transcript

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You know? You--
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You roll off your air mattress in the morning,
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grab pants from the floor,
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you cook noodles on a hot plate.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:51
Uploaded
Jul 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Secret Public Productions, Inc.,Jax Media

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Movie Summary

Mike Birbiglia declares that a joke should never end with "I’m joking." In his all-new comedy, Birbiglia tiptoes hilariously through the minefield that is modern-day joke-telling. Join Mike as he learns that the same jokes that elicit laughter have the power to produce tears, rage, and a whole lot of getting yelled at. Ultimately it's a show that asks, “How far should we go for the laugh?”
One falls out of your mouth, you're like, "It's not too far." - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:04
One falls out of your mouth, you're like, "It'...
And I moved to New York - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:09
And I moved to New York
So, what I did was I drove my mom's station wagon around the country - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:13
So, what I did was I drove my mom's station wagon aroun...
[audience laughs] - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
[audience laughs]
[laughs] - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:06
[laughs]
I always like to point that out because I found out recently - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:07
I always like to point that out because I found out recently
She was like, "This guy just doesn't have it." - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
She was like, "This guy just doesn't have it."...
I remember this rock-bottom moment - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:10
I remember this rock-bottom moment
When you're broke, cops will pull you over if you have a crappy car - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:08
When you're broke, cops will pull you over if you have ...
And he says, "License and registration." - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:08
And he says, "License and registration."
And I had that moment where I think, "Should I preface this conversation - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:09
And I had that moment where I think, "Should I preface ...
"Same team. We both think I'm an idiot." - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:04
"Same team. We both think I'm an idiot."
He came back and goes, "Did you know that your license is suspended?" - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:10
He came back and goes, "Did you know that your license ...
I was very naive, and so I-- - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
I was very naive, and so I--
So I said to him, and I quote-- - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:07
So I said to him, and I quote--
Wait. What does 'suspended' mean?" - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
Wait. What does 'suspended' mean?"
And he said, "Please step out of the car." And I get out of the car. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
And he said, "Please step out of the car." And I g...
He says, "You're under arrest." - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:19
He says, "You're under arrest."
Few people. What did you-- - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:06
Few people. What did you--
I got arrested by a woman cop and put in a headlock. - Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes 00:05
I got arrested by a woman cop and put in a headlock.