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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

And you didn't even say hello to my little friend

And you didn't even say hello to my little friend

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And you didn't even
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say hello to my little friend.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:27
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Chernin Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.
Yeah. The guy who died in the plane crash... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Yeah. The guy who died in the plane crash...
I can't do this. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:18
I can't do this.
"Love wounds, and mars." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
"Love wounds, and mars."
They pretended to dig us just to get a free trip to Hawaii. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
They pretended to dig us just to get a free trip to Hawaii.
Tatiana was jerking off our cousin Terry. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Tatiana was jerking off our cousin Terry.
She was, David! With the masseuse. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
She was, David! With the masseuse.
I'm gonna walk in on mom giving dad a Push Pop? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I'm gonna walk in on mom giving dad a Push Pop?
I made it up, Dave. It's a sexual term that I just made up. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I made it up, Dave. It's a sexual term that I just made...
-God! -Two hands pushin' the pop. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
-God! -Two hands pushin' the pop.
Freaking I will punch you 17,000 times in the face. Freaking. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Freaking I will punch you 17,000 times in the face. Freaking...
-Like The Truman Show. -Yeah! Exactly like The Truman Show! - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
-Like The Truman Show. -Yeah! Exactly like The Truman Show!
look an your stupid face! - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:13
look an your stupid face!
You know, you think that every moment is going to feel... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
You know, you think that every moment is going to feel...
Well, if you want warm, glowy and magical... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Well, if you want warm, glowy and magical...
Why would you take ecstasy for the first time - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Why would you take ecstasy for the first time
He's my neighbor, and he helped me out with a little something I like to call... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
He's my neighbor, and he helped me out with a little so...
I'm gonna work on my graphic novel, and Mom's gonna help me cover the rent. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I'm gonna work on my graphic novel, and Mom's gonn...
You turn your back an me... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:08
You turn your back an me...
Because I wanted her to shit hot brown poop all over that stage. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Because I wanted her to shit hot brown poop all over that st...
I wanted her butt to explode like a rotten cantaloupe. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I wanted her butt to explode like a rotten cantaloupe.