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And do you, Luke, take Alice?
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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

And do you,Luke, take Alice? Ida... not. Man. Fuck you, Luke. Fuck that guy

And do you,
Luke, take Alice? Ida... not. Man. Fuck you, Luke. Fuck that guy

Full Transcript

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And do you, Luke, take Alice?
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Ida...
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not.
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Man. Fuck you, Luke.
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Fuck that guy.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:45
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Chernin Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.
Because now I'm picturing his dick getting fucked by another dick. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Because now I'm picturing his dick getting fucked by an...
Or gave us water balloon tits - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Or gave us water balloon tits
-I gotta tweet this out. -Those guys are cute. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
-I gotta tweet this out. -Those guys are cute.
Let's all apply! - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
Let's all apply!
Sounded like you said, "Do you wanna fuck?" - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Sounded like you said, "Do you wanna fuck?"
in Oahu, Hawaii. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:27
in Oahu, Hawaii.
-Come on. Craigslist. -What's up? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:13
-Come on. Craigslist. -What's up?
But just to repeat, we're looking for nice girls. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
But just to repeat, we're looking for nice girls.
Since the last wedding I went to was mine... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Since the last wedding I went to was mine...
This right here is an opportunity of a lifetime... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
This right here is an opportunity of a lifetime...
Those boys said they wanted nice girls. We don't look like nice girls. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Those boys said they wanted nice girls. We don't look l...
Maybe Dad'll just forget about his ultimatum - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:16
Maybe Dad'll just forget about his ultimatum
Well, we gotta figure something out, because the wedding's coming up quick. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Well, we gotta figure something out, because the wedding...
Because they're all like, "Pick me, pick me!" - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
Because they're all like, "Pick me, pick me!"
I'm okay. Yell, "She can't breathe!" - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I'm okay. Yell, "She can't breathe!"
"How's the hedging coming? You been hedging? You hedged much?" - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
"How's the hedging coming? You been hedging? You h...
"Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:08
"Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.&q...
Like, "Hello, Liam Neeson's over here." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Like, "Hello, Liam Neeson's over here."
So, you have Tequila, and then he's got his pet worm right there. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
So, you have Tequila, and then he's got his pet worm ri...
"Yo, I'll pop you off. Guaranteed. One knock." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
"Yo, I'll pop you off. Guaranteed. One knock."...