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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Are you saying you want me toget in there for the tickets?

Are you saying you want me to
get in there for the tickets?

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Are you saying you want me to get in there for the tickets?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:12
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Chernin Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.
Sorry about that. Looking for my wedding date. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Sorry about that. Looking for my wedding date.
Sure. Sure. Sure. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Sure. Sure. Sure.
Well, thank you so much. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Well, thank you so much.
-All you need is load-bearing ribbons. -Okay. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
-All you need is load-bearing ribbons. -Okay.
You may experience some aftershock orgasms. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
You may experience some aftershock orgasms.
So, I wouldn't operate any heavy machinery for a couple weeks. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
So, I wouldn't operate any heavy machinery for a couple...
-tractors, cranes, big boats. -Okay. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
-tractors, cranes, big boats. -Okay.
I cannot stress this enough. The consequences could be... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I cannot stress this enough. The consequences could be...
I thought you could do like a Rum character, - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I thought you could do like a Rum character,
"I'm Rum Rum, get in my tum-tum, and I play the steel drum." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
"I'm Rum Rum, get in my tum-tum, and I play the st...
I think when I get back, I'm gonna stop selling liquor with Mike... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I think when I get back, I'm gonna stop selling liquor ...
That you're not good enough to get what you really want... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
That you're not good enough to get what you really want...
It's not a big deal. It's just like texting someone. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
It's not a big deal. It's just like texting someon...
Swipe right, swipe right, swipe left. Swipe left, swipe right. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Swipe right, swipe right, swipe left. Swipe left, swipe righ...
Rotating your photos. Expanding them, contracting them. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Rotating your photos. Expanding them, contracting them.
You are invited to my sister's wedding. You're supposed to smile, nod... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
You are invited to my sister's wedding. You're sup...
Here I thought you were Michelle Pfeiffer from Dangerous Minds. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
Here I thought you were Michelle Pfeiffer from Dangerous Min...
And you didn't even - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
And you didn't even
Yeah. The guy who died in the plane crash... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Yeah. The guy who died in the plane crash...
I can't do this. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:18
I can't do this.