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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Give her the "HawaiiFive" experience?

Give her the "Hawaii
Five" experience?

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Give her the "Hawaii Five" experience?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:16
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Chernin Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.
I can't really wink, but a wink-wink, nudge-nudge? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I can't really wink, but a wink-wink, nudge-nudge?
Yes, you want the special "lam blissful" massage? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Yes, you want the special "lam blissful" massage?
Spiritually, I'll be doing an intimate tour of her qi. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Spiritually, I'll be doing an intimate tour of her qi.
Good. Take down the light a little bit. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Good. Take down the light a little bit.
You know it's like, "Who is this for, me or my family?" - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
You know it's like, "Who is this for, me or my fam...
They call oil "God's beautiful lubricant." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:08
They call oil "God's beautiful lubricant."
Khuda Ira khubsurat lubricant. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
Khuda Ira khubsurat lubricant.
Three, there is no penetration, only vibration. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Three, there is no penetration, only vibration.
I call this "The Bent Penguin." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:18
I call this "The Bent Penguin."
"Happy Doll." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
"Happy Doll."
It's like, yeah, okay, do I own a Tesla? Yes. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
It's like, yeah, okay, do I own a Tesla? Yes.
Well, you could get her tickets. From me. I'm right here. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Well, you could get her tickets. From me. I'm right her...
God, steam rooms just open up your pores, you know? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
God, steam rooms just open up your pores, you know?
Backstage at RiRi is very fun. Sometimes she plays the DJ. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Backstage at RiRi is very fun. Sometimes she plays the DJ.
Are you saying you want me to get in there for the tickets? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Are you saying you want me to get in there for the tickets?
Sorry about that. Looking for my wedding date. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Sorry about that. Looking for my wedding date.
Sure. Sure. Sure. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Sure. Sure. Sure.
Well, thank you so much. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Well, thank you so much.
-All you need is load-bearing ribbons. -Okay. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
-All you need is load-bearing ribbons. -Okay.
You may experience some aftershock orgasms. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
You may experience some aftershock orgasms.