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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Happy Fourth of July! Shit!

Happy Fourth of July! Shit!

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Happy Fourth of July!
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Shit!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:48
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Chernin Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.
Grandpa, wake up! Take his tie. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:08
Grandpa, wake up! Take his tie.
"They made this whole party worth it." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
"They made this whole party worth it."
What we don't want you to do is go chasing girls and get out of control. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
What we don't want you to do is go chasing girls and ge...
We don't want you showing up stag and riling each other up! - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
We don't want you showing up stag and riling each other...
He said, "Now you're moist, Moist." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
He said, "Now you're moist, Moist."
You know what? I'm gonna kick you the fuck out of this cab. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
You know what? I'm gonna kick you the fuck out of this ...
And she is drunk off her fucking ass, dancing on the tables? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
And she is drunk off her fucking ass, dancing on the tables?
Only when Rihanna comes on, because it's my jam. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Only when Rihanna comes on, because it's my jam.
And I will get on a table and shake my shit to RiRi. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
And I will get on a table and shake my shit to RiRi.
(Oil/L Y GIRL IN THE WORLD PLAYING} - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
(Oil/L Y GIRL IN THE WORLD PLAYING}
do you take Luke? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
do you take Luke?
And do you, Luke, take Alice? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
And do you, Luke, take Alice?
Because now I'm picturing his dick getting fucked by another dick. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Because now I'm picturing his dick getting fucked by an...
Or gave us water balloon tits - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Or gave us water balloon tits
-I gotta tweet this out. -Those guys are cute. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
-I gotta tweet this out. -Those guys are cute.
Let's all apply! - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
Let's all apply!
Sounded like you said, "Do you wanna fuck?" - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Sounded like you said, "Do you wanna fuck?"
in Oahu, Hawaii. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:27
in Oahu, Hawaii.
-Come on. Craigslist. -What's up? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:13
-Come on. Craigslist. -What's up?
But just to repeat, we're looking for nice girls. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
But just to repeat, we're looking for nice girls.