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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

He said, "Now you'remoist, Moist." That's the kind of guy Mike is

He said, "Now you're
moist, Moist." That's the kind of guy Mike is

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He said, "Now you're moist, Moist."
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That's the kind of guy Mike is.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:53
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Chernin Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.
You know what? I'm gonna kick you the fuck out of this cab. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
You know what? I'm gonna kick you the fuck out of this ...
And she is drunk off her fucking ass, dancing on the tables? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
And she is drunk off her fucking ass, dancing on the tables?
Only when Rihanna comes on, because it's my jam. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Only when Rihanna comes on, because it's my jam.
And I will get on a table and shake my shit to RiRi. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
And I will get on a table and shake my shit to RiRi.
(Oil/L Y GIRL IN THE WORLD PLAYING} - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
(Oil/L Y GIRL IN THE WORLD PLAYING}
do you take Luke? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
do you take Luke?
And do you, Luke, take Alice? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
And do you, Luke, take Alice?
Because now I'm picturing his dick getting fucked by another dick. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Because now I'm picturing his dick getting fucked by an...
Or gave us water balloon tits - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Or gave us water balloon tits
-I gotta tweet this out. -Those guys are cute. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
-I gotta tweet this out. -Those guys are cute.
Let's all apply! - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
Let's all apply!
Sounded like you said, "Do you wanna fuck?" - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Sounded like you said, "Do you wanna fuck?"
in Oahu, Hawaii. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:27
in Oahu, Hawaii.
-Come on. Craigslist. -What's up? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:13
-Come on. Craigslist. -What's up?
But just to repeat, we're looking for nice girls. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
But just to repeat, we're looking for nice girls.
Since the last wedding I went to was mine... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Since the last wedding I went to was mine...
This right here is an opportunity of a lifetime... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
This right here is an opportunity of a lifetime...
Those boys said they wanted nice girls. We don't look like nice girls. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Those boys said they wanted nice girls. We don't look l...
Maybe Dad'll just forget about his ultimatum - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:16
Maybe Dad'll just forget about his ultimatum
Well, we gotta figure something out, because the wedding's coming up quick. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Well, we gotta figure something out, because the wedding...