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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

I cannot stress this enough.The consequences could be

I cannot stress this enough.
The consequences could be

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I cannot stress this enough. The consequences could be...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:17
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Chernin Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.
I thought you could do like a Rum character, - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I thought you could do like a Rum character,
"I'm Rum Rum, get in my tum-tum, and I play the steel drum." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
"I'm Rum Rum, get in my tum-tum, and I play the st...
I think when I get back, I'm gonna stop selling liquor with Mike... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I think when I get back, I'm gonna stop selling liquor ...
That you're not good enough to get what you really want... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
That you're not good enough to get what you really want...
It's not a big deal. It's just like texting someone. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
It's not a big deal. It's just like texting someon...
Swipe right, swipe right, swipe left. Swipe left, swipe right. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Swipe right, swipe right, swipe left. Swipe left, swipe righ...
Rotating your photos. Expanding them, contracting them. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Rotating your photos. Expanding them, contracting them.
You are invited to my sister's wedding. You're supposed to smile, nod... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
You are invited to my sister's wedding. You're sup...
Here I thought you were Michelle Pfeiffer from Dangerous Minds. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
Here I thought you were Michelle Pfeiffer from Dangerous Min...
And you didn't even - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
And you didn't even
Yeah. The guy who died in the plane crash... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Yeah. The guy who died in the plane crash...
I can't do this. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:18
I can't do this.
"Love wounds, and mars." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
"Love wounds, and mars."
They pretended to dig us just to get a free trip to Hawaii. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
They pretended to dig us just to get a free trip to Hawaii.
Tatiana was jerking off our cousin Terry. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Tatiana was jerking off our cousin Terry.
She was, David! With the masseuse. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
She was, David! With the masseuse.
I'm gonna walk in on mom giving dad a Push Pop? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I'm gonna walk in on mom giving dad a Push Pop?
I made it up, Dave. It's a sexual term that I just made up. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I made it up, Dave. It's a sexual term that I just made...
-God! -Two hands pushin' the pop. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
-God! -Two hands pushin' the pop.
Freaking I will punch you 17,000 times in the face. Freaking. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Freaking I will punch you 17,000 times in the face. Freaking...