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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

It's not like you asked oranything, but you're here. Yay

It's not like you asked or
anything, but you're here. Yay

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It's not like you asked or anything, but you're here. Yay.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:37
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Chernin Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.
And they, like, beg that you don't tell their children and their wives... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
And they, like, beg that you don't tell their children ...
And then you put it on YouTube and then there's the Auto-Tune remix. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
And then you put it on YouTube and then there's the Aut...
What do you mean I want you to bring a date - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
What do you mean I want you to bring a date
I didn't actually end up having one, so... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
I didn't actually end up having one, so...
I just want to relax! Is that too much to ask? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I just want to relax! Is that too much to ask?
Hi, that is my best friend in there... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Hi, that is my best friend in there...
And I was wondering if you could, help her let loose a little bit? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
And I was wondering if you could, help her let loose a littl...
Give her the "Hawaii Five" experience? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
Give her the "Hawaii Five" experience?
I can't really wink, but a wink-wink, nudge-nudge? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I can't really wink, but a wink-wink, nudge-nudge?
Yes, you want the special "lam blissful" massage? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Yes, you want the special "lam blissful" massage?
Spiritually, I'll be doing an intimate tour of her qi. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Spiritually, I'll be doing an intimate tour of her qi.
Good. Take down the light a little bit. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Good. Take down the light a little bit.
You know it's like, "Who is this for, me or my family?" - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
You know it's like, "Who is this for, me or my fam...
They call oil "God's beautiful lubricant." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:08
They call oil "God's beautiful lubricant."
Khuda Ira khubsurat lubricant. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
Khuda Ira khubsurat lubricant.
Three, there is no penetration, only vibration. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Three, there is no penetration, only vibration.
I call this "The Bent Penguin." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:18
I call this "The Bent Penguin."
"Happy Doll." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
"Happy Doll."
It's like, yeah, okay, do I own a Tesla? Yes. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
It's like, yeah, okay, do I own a Tesla? Yes.
Well, you could get her tickets. From me. I'm right here. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Well, you could get her tickets. From me. I'm right her...