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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Please, please, please,just be quiet

Please, please, please,
just be quiet

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Please, please, please, just be quiet.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
01:14:52
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Chernin Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.
I'm just a little worried that you are... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I'm just a little worried that you are...
I think the reason we get ourselves into so much shit is... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I think the reason we get ourselves into so much shit is...
When we're definitely not being awesome. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
When we're definitely not being awesome.
But not all the way better to where... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
But not all the way better to where...
Anyway, that's what I was thinking when I was knuckles deep into Cousin Terry. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Anyway, that's what I was thinking when I was knuckles ...
We should think about how we make other people feel. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
We should think about how we make other people feel.
He's less special, but I played him so hard. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
He's less special, but I played him so hard.
Don't let your loser older brother hold you back. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Don't let your loser older brother hold you back.
You're my brother. And I love you. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
You're my brother. And I love you.
Until our little sister, Jeanie Beanie Weanie... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Until our little sister, Jeanie Beanie Weanie...
Not another word. My head hurts so bad. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Not another word. My head hurts so bad.
We don't want you showing up stag and riling each other up - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:14
We don't want you showing up stag and riling each other...
Everyone shut the fuck up! - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Everyone shut the fuck up!
But you four fucking morons keep on fucking with my shit. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
But you four fucking morons keep on fucking with my shit.
You're all self-absorbed, barely-functioning... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
You're all self-absorbed, barely-functioning...
One time I got high - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
One time I got high
Jeanie, I know you think that Eric can be boring... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Jeanie, I know you think that Eric can be boring...
Sixty percent of my investments are in some pretty aggressive stocks. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Sixty percent of my investments are in some pretty aggressiv...
I don't always look both ways when I cross the street. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I don't always look both ways when I cross the street.
I've been known to have a second glass of wine... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I've been known to have a second glass of wine...