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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

"...to Jurassic Park." "That is a big pile of shit." "You're not soscary, little guy."

"...to Jurassic Park." "That is a big pile of shit." "You're not so
scary, little guy."

Full Transcript

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"...to Jurassic Park."
00:00:03.837 --> 00:00:04.941
"That is a big pile of shit."
00:00:05.105 --> 00:00:06.413
"You're not so scary, little guy."
Duration
7 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:26
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Chernin Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.
I wish we could do that... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I wish we could do that...
"They're flocking this way!" - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
"They're flocking this way!"
Iwasn't lost. Just driving at a reasonable pace. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Iwasn't lost. Just driving at a reasonable pace.
It's a good thing my middle name is "dangerous!" - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
It's a good thing my middle name is "dangerous!&qu...
Suck my clit fuckers - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:04
Suck my clit fuckers
I'm not gonna do it. Name calling doesn't work on me, so... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I'm not gonna do it. Name calling doesn't work on ...
You look like Burn Victim Barbie - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:03
You look like Burn Victim Barbie
-stop! -Okay_ - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
-stop! -Okay_
Do the Jeanie Do the Jeanie - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Do the Jeanie Do the Jeanie
It's all fucked now. It's all fucked, you know? Poor Jeanie. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
It's all fucked now. It's all fucked, you know? Po...
Hey, hey, hey, Alice? That was not your fault, okay? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Hey, hey, hey, Alice? That was not your fault, okay?
That's two weddings that I've ruined. It's just like, "Stupid Alice!" - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
That's two weddings that I've ruined. It's ju...
It's not like you asked or anything, but you're here. Yay. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
It's not like you asked or anything, but you're he...
And they, like, beg that you don't tell their children and their wives... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
And they, like, beg that you don't tell their children ...
And then you put it on YouTube and then there's the Auto-Tune remix. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
And then you put it on YouTube and then there's the Aut...
What do you mean I want you to bring a date - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
What do you mean I want you to bring a date
I didn't actually end up having one, so... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
I didn't actually end up having one, so...
I just want to relax! Is that too much to ask? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I just want to relax! Is that too much to ask?
Hi, that is my best friend in there... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Hi, that is my best friend in there...
And I was wondering if you could, help her let loose a little bit? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
And I was wondering if you could, help her let loose a littl...