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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Well, if you wantwarm, glowy and magical

Well, if you want
warm, glowy and magical

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Well, if you want warm, glowy and magical...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:26
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Chernin Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.
Why would you take ecstasy for the first time - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Why would you take ecstasy for the first time
He's my neighbor, and he helped me out with a little something I like to call... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
He's my neighbor, and he helped me out with a little so...
I'm gonna work on my graphic novel, and Mom's gonna help me cover the rent. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I'm gonna work on my graphic novel, and Mom's gonn...
You turn your back an me... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:08
You turn your back an me...
Because I wanted her to shit hot brown poop all over that stage. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Because I wanted her to shit hot brown poop all over that st...
I wanted her butt to explode like a rotten cantaloupe. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I wanted her butt to explode like a rotten cantaloupe.
You're just fucking pissed off because Tatiana finger diddled Terry. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
You're just fucking pissed off because Tatiana finger d...
Why do you keep punching me? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Why do you keep punching me?
They're out there, smiling like fucking idiots. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
They're out there, smiling like fucking idiots.
like a goddamn Vietnam War veteran. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:08
like a goddamn Vietnam War veteran.
I walked in and saw little Jeanie... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:10
I walked in and saw little Jeanie...
Drinks by the pool, everybody. Drinks by the pool. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Drinks by the pool, everybody. Drinks by the pool.
Be free, my friends! Follow your dreams! - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Be free, my friends! Follow your dreams!
I was jealous of the whole steam room incident. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
I was jealous of the whole steam room incident.
I honestly think it's because you're so much like me. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I honestly think it's because you're so much like ...
But, inside, you're scared of everything. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
But, inside, you're scared of everything.
You're just afraid you're the dumbest person in the world. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
You're just afraid you're the dumbest person in th...
I'm constantly saying words that I don't know the meaning of. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I'm constantly saying words that I don't know the ...
I thought I was destined for such great things... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I thought I was destined for such great things...
Because this is the bush that you came out of. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Because this is the bush that you came out of.