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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

You know it's like, "Who isthis for, me or my family?" Yeah. I've recently hadan injury to...

You know it's like, "Who is
this for, me or my family?" Yeah. I've recently had
an injury to my face

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You know it's like, "Who is this for, me or my family?"
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Yeah. I've recently had an injury to my face...
Duration
9 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:16
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Chernin Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.
They call oil "God's beautiful lubricant." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:08
They call oil "God's beautiful lubricant."
Khuda Ira khubsurat lubricant. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
Khuda Ira khubsurat lubricant.
Three, there is no penetration, only vibration. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Three, there is no penetration, only vibration.
I call this "The Bent Penguin." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:18
I call this "The Bent Penguin."
"Happy Doll." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
"Happy Doll."
It's like, yeah, okay, do I own a Tesla? Yes. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
It's like, yeah, okay, do I own a Tesla? Yes.
Well, you could get her tickets. From me. I'm right here. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Well, you could get her tickets. From me. I'm right her...
God, steam rooms just open up your pores, you know? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
God, steam rooms just open up your pores, you know?
Backstage at RiRi is very fun. Sometimes she plays the DJ. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Backstage at RiRi is very fun. Sometimes she plays the DJ.
Are you saying you want me to get in there for the tickets? - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Are you saying you want me to get in there for the tickets?
Sorry about that. Looking for my wedding date. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Sorry about that. Looking for my wedding date.
Sure. Sure. Sure. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Sure. Sure. Sure.
Well, thank you so much. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Well, thank you so much.
-All you need is load-bearing ribbons. -Okay. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
-All you need is load-bearing ribbons. -Okay.
You may experience some aftershock orgasms. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
You may experience some aftershock orgasms.
So, I wouldn't operate any heavy machinery for a couple weeks. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
So, I wouldn't operate any heavy machinery for a couple...
-tractors, cranes, big boats. -Okay. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
-tractors, cranes, big boats. -Okay.
I cannot stress this enough. The consequences could be... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I cannot stress this enough. The consequences could be...
I thought you could do like a Rum character, - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
I thought you could do like a Rum character,
"I'm Rum Rum, get in my tum-tum, and I play the steel drum." - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
"I'm Rum Rum, get in my tum-tum, and I play the st...