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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

You're all self-absorbed,barely-functioning

You're all self-absorbed,
barely-functioning

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You're all self-absorbed, barely-functioning...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
01:23:00
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Chernin Entertainment,TSG Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.
One time I got high - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
One time I got high
Jeanie, I know you think that Eric can be boring... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Jeanie, I know you think that Eric can be boring...
Sixty percent of my investments are in some pretty aggressive stocks. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
Sixty percent of my investments are in some pretty aggressiv...
I don't always look both ways when I cross the street. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I don't always look both ways when I cross the street.
I've been known to have a second glass of wine... - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I've been known to have a second glass of wine...
I once went to see a movie - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
I once went to see a movie
(Fl BELIEVE III! A THING CALLED LOVEPLAYING) - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
(Fl BELIEVE III! A THING CALLED LOVEPLAYING)
I now pronounce you husband and wife. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Because Dave is bailing on me to draw things. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:05
Because Dave is bailing on me to draw things.
Love me tender - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:10
Love me tender
You have made my life complete - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:06
You have made my life complete
Love me tender - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
Love me tender
For my darlin' I love you - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
For my darlin' I love you
Hi, everyone. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:37
Hi, everyone.
You are so beautiful - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:09
You are so beautiful
To me - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:11
To me
You're everything I hoped for - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:18
You're everything I hoped for
You are so beautiful - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:15
You are so beautiful
Da ve, everybody. - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:07
Da ve, everybody.
This is haw we do it - Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 00:08
This is haw we do it